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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy 4/20!

Happy Buds
Buds at The Clubhouse
Update: The unwelcome domestic cat sez, "I'm here so I might as well be here." Bong hits all around.


  1. Your Favorite BartenderApril 20, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    My jealousy runs deep...quick question. Though I am damn near 100% positive you would never ever choose it, have you heard of the new "legal" smoke that mimics the effects of our lovely green? Don't quote me, but I think it's called K2 or something to that effect. Any thoughts on a "legal" substitute for that which should be legal anyway?

  2. Your Favorite BartenderApril 20, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    And by the way, that's a cheap should at least have a little "Pickle Juice" esqe ode to the Clubhouse Buds...

  3. Well, I have a "Pickle Juice" ode to the drink I brought to Rosie's - the San Juan Hooker.

    Here is the "Elvis" version, and here is the Lounge version.

    I wrote the words (a shameless metaphor for cunnilingus), and one C.J. Seaman came up with the two versions, with the help of a cheap drum machine.

  4. Your Favorite BartenderApril 20, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    Gotta say, the Elvis version sounds a little like a soundtrack Michael Bay would use for one of his lame ass horror movie "reboots" (can you fuckin' believe he's redoing Nightmare On Elm Street? I grew up in the 80s, that was damn near as close as we came to a classic until Do the Right Thing in '89!). I mean that in a good way, its scary as shit, just creepy weird, like those could very easily be the last sounds I hear before something reaches out and slashes my throat...happy 420!

    By the way, I think I'm going to start a new schtick. I'm going to close every post with a brief explanation of the "word verification" word for the post. For instance, I get "taltiess" today, which I'm guessing is a Norwegian word that means "Fucking Iceland and their Fucking Volcano" as in: This taltiess is getting old.

  5. Your Favorite BartenderApril 20, 2010 at 11:23 PM

    Yeah, don't think the schtick is going to going to try again with "soangarn" and immediately thought of Lord of the no schtick...none.

  6. Your Favorite BartenderApril 21, 2010 at 7:00 AM

    C'mon Mr. Words:

  7. I did indeed contribute to the FDL Cannabis contest.


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